Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
"Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."
4 fishermen
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Re: 4 fishermen
That's about right.
In the words of the great Doc Holliday, "I'll be your huckleberry"
Re: 4 fishermen
Mine would say BOTH 
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Re: 4 fishermen
Oh too familiar "You cannot change the wind, you can only adjust your sails." Del Suggs
