Steve, Tincan and Rye Bread

[Reel Cowboy]

--- Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park

Bench one morning.

-- The 87 year old had just finishe d his morning jog and wasn't even

Short of breath.

-- The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him

What he did to have so much energy.

-- The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your

Energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was

Looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

-- He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

-- She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

-- He said, "I want 5 loaves."

-- She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the

3rd loaf, it'll be hard"

-- He replied, "I can't bel ieve it, everybody knows about this, but me."

[Flanders]

[RHTFISH]

That was one of Louis Armstrong's favorite stories....along with his tales of taking oaths in Louisiana by swearing on bottles of Tobasco.

Satchmo was great!

[whitebc]