Non-conventional Units of Conversion!

[TallyFish]

Non-Conventional Units of Conversion




Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 Microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 Bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 Billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine = 1 Semicolon

1,000,000 aches = 1 Megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes = A Straight Line

453.6 graham crackers = 1 Pound Cake

1 million- microphones = 1 Megaphone

2 million bicycles = 2 Megacycles

365.25 days = 1 Unicycle

2000 dead mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds

52 cards = 1 Decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 Literhosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 Microfiche

1 trillion pins = 1 Terrapin

10 rations = 1 Decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

2 monograms = 1 Diagram

4 nickels = 2 Paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at

Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League


and...

100 Senators = Not 1 decision

[Dubble Trubble]

Can I add one?

1 50/50 split = 1 US President

Dubble

[Harmsway]

Crack me up, Tallyfish!

[Barhopr]

Tally:
Maybe you can answer this for me. Just how much whoopass is in a can of whoopass? The same question goes for a big ol can of whoopass.

[TallyFish]

Q 1- ?

Q 2- ?

[Barhopr]

Just wondering what units of measure are used for the cans of whoopass. The cans I have are just in two sizes; one can is ( I assume) regular whoopass, because ther are no other markings on the can, the other can is a bit larger and says "Big ol Whoopass".

[TallyFish]

BH, I would like to take credit for being the author the original post however, it was an E mail message to me from a colleauge. So, as much as I would like to master the art of double entendre and puns, I doubt I can accommodate your request. Sorry!

[Barhopr]

Well then Tally. I guees I'll have to open one of those cans of whoopass on you so we can see how much is in there.