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Forced to remove Christmas Decorations

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Taken from another site:

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The good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
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please send a wet nap pissed myself laughing.

I want to do that so bad will you guys chip in for the funeral? my wife would kill me!
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That by far is the best one yet. :smt005
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JT tried it on his double wide but the feet were touching the ground.
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jsuber wrote:JT tried it on his double wide but the feet were touching the ground.
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Saw this one a few years ago.
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Re: Forced to remove Christmas Decorations

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yup checked with wife a no no fo sho
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