The Worlds Shortest Books

[Jumptrout51]

The Worlds Shortest Books







The Worlds Shortest Books.


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE .....
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson





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Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

[Tennessee]

Burned up while burning crosses.

By Jumptrout51

[big bend gyrene]

See you're still with us, Tennessee... was beginning to wonder as haven't seen nearly as much defense of the POTUS lately. Then again, kind of hard to blame Bush for hanging Chairman Mao and tranny ornaments now, isn't it.

Just in case you missed it, here's a link to the TRUE end results of the socialist path the Chairman Mao lovers have us running down. Cheerful ain't it...
http://www.bigbendfishing.net/phpBB3/vi ... =5&t=24110

Record on broken promises is not treating your candidate too kindly... lobbyists hired, promised review periods for bills ignored, closed door meetings on transparency, and trillions spent with the promise of keeping unemployment in the 8% range only to have it in double digits... can't say I blame libs for laying low and keeping quiet.

On a more cheerful note, pray that the coming year sees you and our country prosper. Have said from day one I hope I'm proven wrong on where I see our country headed.

And with wishes for tight lines in 2010 to ALL BBF members,
BBG

[Tennessee]

Just like 1993!

[Steve Stinson]

"Secret Fishing Spots I've Shared with Others" by Jumptrout51

[RodBow]

"Bounty Catches in Southern Waters" by DB Griffith.

"How to Keep America Together" by BH Uhbama.

"Florida - A Personal Responsibility" by C. Crist

"Vessel Dependability" by reel therapy