A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. A NASCAR Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt Jr. is doing. The bartender says "Dale Jr is in 35th, not doing so well". The man's dog jumps up, and runs around the bar stool 35 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 15th!" The dog jumps up again and runs around the bar stool 15 times. A couple laps later, the bartender excitedly says "Earnhardt is up to 2nd!" after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the bar stool 2 more times...
The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Dale Jr. wins?"
"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 3 years!"
NASCAR HUMOR
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NASCAR HUMOR
Dear Lord, please let me be the kind of person my dog thought I was .....
Re: NASCAR HUMOR
Good one, but you may catch it as Jr. fans are hardcore!
Re: NASCAR HUMOR
I'm a Junior fan but good grief, that boy needs to pull his head out and get on the ball!