Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

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Jumptrout51
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders



EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'



'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.



'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'

SCREW THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
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Whatever makes you feel better. :roll:
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:jester_1 :smt023
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Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

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Cheers to that. :beer:
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