Men do remember

[Reel Cowboy]

A woman awakes during the night to find her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said I had to marry you or he would have me sent to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have been released today."

[DixieReb]

No, you didn't!!If Cowgirl reads this, I know where you'll be spending Valentine's Day!

[Reel Cowboy]

A man had two of the best tickets for the Super Bowl. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event of the year & not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... Gees ..I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"







The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

[Bow'd Up]