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RHTFISH
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Urgent CDC Alert

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IMPORTANT NOTICE

The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading.

The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."

Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured....by simply voting out incumbents!

Start by helping to find a cure in 2010
It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Re: Urgent CDC Alert

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A cure is in the making and on the way.......... :thumbup:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/19654/Bi ... gress.html
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1Nitrofish wrote:A cure is in the making and on the way.......... :thumbup:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/19654/Bi ... gress.html

That's kinda like the Bush "MIss me yet?" billboards that've been popping up in some Texas.
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ahahahhaha yes! :lol: :lol:
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Information about the cure is available at Tea Party Clinics popping up all over the country.
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1Nitrofish wrote:A cure is in the making and on the way.......... :thumbup:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/19654/Bi ... gress.html
Very nice :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Let's start with the libs and then move on to the rest :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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