Anyone surprised DC kids only want...

[RHTFISH]

most expensive and larger sizes????????????????????????????? Don't forget folks... this is OUR TAX MONEY AT WORK!

from Washington Post:
High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

"If people get what they don't want, they are just going to trash them," said T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia. "So why not spend a few extra dollars and get what people want?"

Health officials and consumer advocates say that in terms of preventing pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases, there's no difference between Trojans and the less-expensive Durex condoms that the city is offering.

But because Trojans are considered the better-known brand, city officials say, they are willing to spend an extra few thousand dollars a year to try to persuade sexually active teenagers to practice safer sex. The Durex condoms will still be offered.

[FUTCHCAIRO]

THAT IS A SHAME THAT THE POOR LITTLE BOYS CAN NOT GET THE BRAND THEY WANT. I HAVE A OLD MEAT CLEAVER THAT COULD SOLVE THIER PROBLEM PERMANENTLY WITH A LITTLE ELBOW GREASE.
PA THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA

[RHTFISH]

Now there is a solution that would not only save tons of tax dollars but also knock a hole in the welfare rolls!

[MudDucker]

Now there is a solution that would not only save tons of tax dollars but also knock a hole in the welfare rolls!

I know that is wrong on so many levels, but I sure can't stop laughing.

One of my old buddies growing up was the local county high school principal. He told me that if they would let him put salt peter into the water system at the school, he just knew his work load would be cut in 2/3rds.

[Tidedancer]

When I was in Military school, the mess hall would add salt peter in most of our food. They were worried about the local female population. They had good reason for that too.

[RHTFISH]

When I was in Military school, the mess hall would add salt peter in most of our food. They were worried about the local female population. They had good reason for that too.

It was always a rumor we had it in our food in military college! If so, I quickly became immune to it!