There was this guy who had been having an affair with a beautiful, young Italian woman for quite some time. One evening, after their months of stolen moments together the woman told him she was expecting.
To protect his reputation and to keep from ruining his marriage, the guy paid her way back to Italy to raise the child with the understanding he would support them until the child was grown.
She agreed to the arrangement but asked how he was to be notified when the child was born. His mind racing, he asked her to be discreet, and just send a postcard with the word “spaghetti” written on it. It would be their secret code and he would make the financial arrangements.
Nine months later, his wife was bringing in the mail and said, “Honey, you just received a really strange postcard.” The man said, “Oh really. Well, let me see.” His wife handed him the postcard. He read it, turned white as a ghost, and promptly fainted….
The wife picked up the card, which read: “ 5 orders of spaghetti; 3 with meatballs, two without. Need more sauce.”
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WHOSE FISH IS IT?
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FINALLY, a decent joke from JT 
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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thanks i enjoyed that one!
