LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE
NORTH KOREAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE
IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE
AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE
SAUDI ARABIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE
CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE
VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE
CUBAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE
U.S. BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
still trying to understand this "borders" thing......
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still trying to understand this "borders" thing......
It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Re: still trying to understand this "borders" thing......
What can I say?
We live in a great country.
If any illegal violates a U.S. law and gets caught,they are sent home.
If you or I violate the same law and get caught,we get sent to prison.
We live in a great country.
If any illegal violates a U.S. law and gets caught,they are sent home.
If you or I violate the same law and get caught,we get sent to prison.
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Re: still trying to understand this "borders" thing......
That seems to be SOP.
In the words of the great Doc Holliday, "I'll be your huckleberry"
