I think I can survive on freshwater fishing for a while.
The Ixtoc I spill in Mexico (washed up in Texas) is one of the worst oil spills ever, next to this one. 3 years later, they had reopened the commercial fishing in the area. I've also read reports of people going back to see it 5 years later and they couldn't even tell that it had happened. Even if the oil does hit us (and it looks like it will), maybe the fishing won't be closed as long as most people think. I dunno, just trying to stay optimistic.
BB, I'll trade you my treestand, all my camo, and heck, I'll even throw in a free hunting weekend on the private Perry Land Farms hunting ranch and resort for the Maverick 17.

You can kill all the deer, hogs and turkeys you want. Heck, I'll let you kill a few chickens if you just wanna take some meat home.
Deal? My girlfriend is a title clerk, we could go ahead and get the whole rig in my name by the end of the day if you want.

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb