Something for you to think about

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Something for you to think about while I am catching Big Trout at St.Joe.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely
candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they
do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair
done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the
man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.



He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd
given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.




And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
what to do with them.