Unemployment checks create jobs!
Sooooooooooooo.....the more uemployed = more jobs?
This from the woman who currently is third in line for the Presidency.
As bad as it is folks, we'd better hope Obama and Biden stay healthy until we can vote them out of office.
Latest wisdom from Pelosi....
Moderators: bman, Tom Keels, Chalk
Latest wisdom from Pelosi....
It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Re: Latest wisdom from Pelosi....
As an economist as well as an individual with common sense, hearing that from Pelosi made me want to barf.
Re: Latest wisdom from Pelosi....
New Chem. Element Discovered
~Discovery Announcement ~
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact
with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy
neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that
Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical
Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that
radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since
it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS.
KEEP THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE
POWER".
REMINDER, IN CASE YOU FORGOT, OR DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW:
The Queen's Jet (I will pass this on every time I receive it!)
This is QUEEN PELOSI'S NEW JET!!! And the Democrats talk about Sarah's
dresses???
Queen Pelosi wasn't happy with the small USAFC-20B jet, Gulf Stream III
that comes with the Speaker's job ..... OH NO! Queen Pelosi was aggravated
that this little jet had to stop to refuel, so she ordered a Big
Fat, 200-seat, USAF C-32, Boeing 757 jet that could get her back to
California without stopping! I understand that a former Speaker of the
House, Newt Gingrich, flew commercial most of the time.
Many, many legislators walked by and grinned with glee as Joe informed
every one of what Queen Nancy's Big Fat Jet costs us, the hard working
American tax payers, literally thousands of gallons of fuel every week.
Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and
she flies home to California every Friday and returns every Monday, at a
cost to the taxpayers (YOU and ME are those taxpayers!) of about $60,000,
one way!
As Joe put it ...."Unfortunately we have to pay to bring her back on Monday
night and that costs us another $60,000!" Taxpayers, that is $480,000 per
month and that is an annual cost to us of$5,760,000!!!
No wonder she complains about the cost of this war ... it might cramp her
style that she is styling on my back and yours. I think of the military
families in this country doing without and this woman, who heads up the
most corrupt Congress in the history of our country, keeps fueling that jet
while doing nothing.
Queen Pelosi wants you and me to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants
us to buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up
our tires. Who do these people think they are??? Their motto is ...Don't do
as I do ... JUST DO AS I SAY!
This is outrageous, forward it to all those on your email list! Keep in
mind the figures above do NOT include the cost of plane or crew...just the
fuel!!! One has to wonder what the total package costs us?
And on top of that ... now she wants to tax our IRA's & 401K's!
I know where I would like to put my footprint!
~Discovery Announcement ~
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact
with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy
neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that
Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical
Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that
radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since
it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS.
KEEP THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE
POWER".
REMINDER, IN CASE YOU FORGOT, OR DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW:
The Queen's Jet (I will pass this on every time I receive it!)
This is QUEEN PELOSI'S NEW JET!!! And the Democrats talk about Sarah's
dresses???
Queen Pelosi wasn't happy with the small USAFC-20B jet, Gulf Stream III
that comes with the Speaker's job ..... OH NO! Queen Pelosi was aggravated
that this little jet had to stop to refuel, so she ordered a Big
Fat, 200-seat, USAF C-32, Boeing 757 jet that could get her back to
California without stopping! I understand that a former Speaker of the
House, Newt Gingrich, flew commercial most of the time.
Many, many legislators walked by and grinned with glee as Joe informed
every one of what Queen Nancy's Big Fat Jet costs us, the hard working
American tax payers, literally thousands of gallons of fuel every week.
Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and
she flies home to California every Friday and returns every Monday, at a
cost to the taxpayers (YOU and ME are those taxpayers!) of about $60,000,
one way!
As Joe put it ...."Unfortunately we have to pay to bring her back on Monday
night and that costs us another $60,000!" Taxpayers, that is $480,000 per
month and that is an annual cost to us of$5,760,000!!!
No wonder she complains about the cost of this war ... it might cramp her
style that she is styling on my back and yours. I think of the military
families in this country doing without and this woman, who heads up the
most corrupt Congress in the history of our country, keeps fueling that jet
while doing nothing.
Queen Pelosi wants you and me to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants
us to buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up
our tires. Who do these people think they are??? Their motto is ...Don't do
as I do ... JUST DO AS I SAY!
This is outrageous, forward it to all those on your email list! Keep in
mind the figures above do NOT include the cost of plane or crew...just the
fuel!!! One has to wonder what the total package costs us?
And on top of that ... now she wants to tax our IRA's & 401K's!
I know where I would like to put my footprint!
Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
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Re: Latest wisdom from Pelosi....
She took the bad acid in the 60's evidently.
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Re: Latest wisdom from Pelosi....
No, she took the really good acid in the 60's, and lots of it.
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