My name is Harmsway . . . and I'm an internet fishing lure addict.

There, I admitted it! But tonight I took a giant first step toward recovery; I closed out of a basket full of fancy artificial baits, flash plugs, hooks and jigs, and other junk (that I either already have, won't use, or don't need) just when I was on the cusp of hitting the confirm order button.
Gosh, that Hogy Skinny plastic worm-like bait (in bone) on a soft-circle flats hook sure looked good.

Might have bought some too if the shipping had not been so high.
Whew! Thank goodness for high shipping costs. God grant me the . . . Oh what the heck.

To fish, or not to fish, . . . those are the answers.