THE NEW UPDATED BREATHAYZER TESTER

[Sea Dawg]

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor

when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?'

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP!

Have you got proof of insurance?'

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.

Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'

As Ethel neared the final corridor,

Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding
his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.

'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!!!!!'

You can at least smile, i thought it was a tad funny anyway.

[Jumptrout51]

Are you known as "Ethel" in some circles?