Hit with an Ugly Stick

[wevans]

Now JT made the comment that I had been hit with an ugly stick in my youth SO, I figured I'd throw this out thar
Y'all decide who got hit more times by the Ugly Stick "I know I got wacked a time or two"

[CSMarine]

Any way it goes, the Bass is the purtiest one of the two.

[big bend gyrene]

Looking at the picture I have to say, 1) I don't think either of you are going to win a beauty contest, and 2) as much as it kills me to side with JT, it's instantly apparent he's got a bigger pair... just saying...

[Juan]

Follow JT's lead and cover up some of the ugly with a beard.

[reelcatch]

I like your choice of lures for the bass. Gotta I have never been able to catch one with a beer can but I am willing to try. Oh and I think if size matters you have to upper hand there.

[SS-342]

Can't say and wouldn't say about you two but.....years ago we had a man living in our county named Jack Hicks. He had the "crown" for the uglest man here. Going to town one day, in his wagon, Mr. Hicks stopped and picked up a black boy needing a ride.

He ask the black boy if he had ever seen anyone as ugly as he, and wouldn't he say, he was the uglest man in the county.

The black boy looked hard at the Mr. Hicks assured him that he wasn't the uglest man: "Na Sur! You ain't the uglest man! They say Mr. Jack Hicks is the uglest man in the county!"

The Terry brothers moved here in the 1800's from Alabama. Going through a little Georgia town the Terry brother driving the wagon pulled up to a lady rocking on her front porch beside the road and stopped. Before he could say anything to her, she said, "You are the uglest man I've ever seen!"

The Terry man turned back into the wagon, call out his brother's name who stuck his head out. The lady laught and said, "Yep, you are right, you win!"

[hmaadd29]

wow a natty light

[Harmsway]

Forget the ugly stick; here's a guy (I think) that got hit with the whole ugly tree.

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