A woman went to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Doctors' advice
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Jumptrout51
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Doctors' advice
WHOSE FISH IS IT?
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Re: Doctors' advice
LOL, ain't it the truth. ♥ it.
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Re: Doctors' advice
That is politically incorrect and insensative as it makes light of a monumental epidemic in America.
I would state that you are just wrong & if it wasn't so true and funny that you need to be ashamed of yourself,
I would state that you are just wrong & if it wasn't so true and funny that you need to be ashamed of yourself,
Yesterday it was taboo today it is normal what the heck will they be doing tomorrow?
Yea, I'm married too.
Re: Doctors' advice
Thats great.. Man... I wish I could show this one to the wife... 
I come from a small drinking community with a fishing problem
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Re: Doctors' advice
I did. I should have swished tea.Flanders wrote:
WHOSE FISH IS IT?