Amish Elevator

[Flanders]

Amish Elevator*

*A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were** amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.* *The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'*

*The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have** never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'* *While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old** lady in a **wheel** **chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a** button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.*

*They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the** numbers began to light in the reverse order.*

*Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped
out.*
*The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to** his son.....*

*'Go get your Mother'*

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