The Tough Biker!

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Flanders
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The Tough Biker!

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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley
when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge
so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent
you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you
committing suicide?"




"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
I come from a small drinking community with a fishing problem
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Re: The Tough Biker!

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:smt078
WHOSE FISH IS IT?
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Re: The Tough Biker!

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Was it really that good JT? :smt004 :lol: :beer:
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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Re: The Tough Biker!

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And while the Biker was providing the Law Enforcement Officer with the details of the incident, he was heard to say...." I didn't push Her...I was just try'n ta Help"!!
"Good Judgement" comes from experience, ... and a lot of that..... results from "Bad Judgement".
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