catch of the day

[pcbayou]

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news ... feb-3-2011

[Juan]

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[pcbayou]

Apologies, folks. I apparently needed to use the url} tool. I've edited the post to include that.

[fishinfool]

How do you disable a Minnesota scuba diver? ....Kick him in the ice hole....
FF

[Harmsway]

There were two old boys from Florida who just loved to fish, and they wanted to try some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Minnesota, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen solid.

They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The baitshop man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."

[pcbayou]