" a marriage liscense should be like a fishing liscense - it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day liscense. If you think about it girls and fish have a lot in common, they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one, it will cost you plenty! If you bring one home ( no matter how well you treat them) they start going bad and fresh ones are always better. Alway practice catch and release. Signed, Larry J".
Side note: I am a very happily kept man, that the woman loves to fish just as much as I. Just thought this was clever.
Capt RT
