Good One

[guthooked]

A young family moved into their new home, which was next to a vacant
lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house
on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day
observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"
more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted
with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks
and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing $10. The little girl took this home to her mother
who suggested that she take her "pay" to the bank the next day to
start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank,
the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had
come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl
proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew
building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever
deliver the damn sheet rock."

[FishWithChris]

was not expecting that at all... hahahahah

[fishinfool]

[mjsigns]

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