Universal Truth

[silverking]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in the boat and drink all day.

[Salty Gator]

Yep, seems right

[FishWithChris]

Sk, I thought it was hilarious.

2salty. Would it have been better if we had a "jokes" section this was posted in? Or maybe tagged as "jokes?"

Let me know who keeps pissing in your cheerios so I can have a chat with them... I'll try and get them to stop so you can enjoy life a bit more.

Cheers mate!

[rockyg]

Well I must have missed the video.

I vote we not let the resident troll have even the slightest bit of control over this forum. Post what you feel is appropriate and the heck with over salted.

[GaryDroze]

Yet another argument for wadefishing. I have never been cited for a WUI.

[Salty Gator]

Yet another argument for wadefishing. I have never been cited for a WUI.

I'm sure the resident troll will point out they you could still get a dui driving home.
I'm sure SK was referring to sitting in a jonboat on a back yard pond that required no driving. It's a joke, lighten up. No one cares if you don't find it funny. Just for once, keep it to yourself.

[Salty Gator]

Well I must have missed the video.

I vote we not let the resident troll have even the slightest bit of control over this forum. Post what you feel is appropriate and the heck with over salted.

If y'all would add him as foe and never quote him, we will never see his posts. He tried to ruin another fishing forum ( multiple threads thanking the mod for banning him.... none by me btw) now he's trying to do the same here.

[FishWithChris]

But then you'd be the only salty one left, SG!

[Salty Gator]

But then you'd be the only salty one left, SG!

[bman]

The pita factor keeps amping up...

[reelsorry2]

salty gator fill me in on who to add as a foe i am missing the facts. Gary Doze most concern should be EBG (eat by gator) have a beer on me if you want to , if you dont then dont.

[bman]

Well that was the straw that broke the camels back.

I'm the boss around here and he has been deactivated until further notice.

Too many good people getting ticked off and frustrated by his replies.

[GaryDroze]

Good grief Charlie Brown!

Anybody who has been wadefishing with me knows that we gotta be super sober and highly alert to escape the St. Marks Refuge with all our body parts intact. I'm maybe the most PC military veteran on this forum, but dang, even I can see when somebody is telling an innocent joke.

SK, let's go fishing and trade borderline inappropriate quips about our wives, whom we love hopelessly and know they are the boss of us.

[big bend gyrene]

Rare that jarhead bullet-sponges are late running to a fight, but I totally missed this one!

Bman, can you post the offensive comments again? Pretty please?!!!

Joking aside, none too soon, Bman... none too soon.

[GaryDroze]

Here's a hint.

It started with Silverking quoting a joke, thusly...

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and _______________________________

(Google for the joking variant of "you feed him for a lifetime.")

Jolly post by SK, followed soon by a balloon-deflating response.