never argue with a woman
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never argue with a woman
A couple went on a vacation to a mountain lake area. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't that obvious?) "You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. " "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. " "If you do that, I will have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. MORAL of this STORY: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think
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