Acts 2:38
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when an intruder startled her.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38! Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus
Christ so that your sins may be forgiven."
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and Two 38's!"
PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY and remember, knowing
scripture can save your life in more ways than one.
Acts 2:38
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