JOTD - Getting Even

Post by **Chalk** » May 23rd, 2006, 8:27 am

Two good ole boys in Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer... After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd,

"If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says,

"Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

Post by **devans850** » May 23rd, 2006, 9:15 am

Post by **Dubble Trubble** » May 23rd, 2006, 10:07 am

It wuddn't a mattered anyways, cuz if they wuz both from mississippi, they wuz already kin.

hooked

Post by **Chalk** » May 23rd, 2006, 11:18 am

Post by **birddog** » May 23rd, 2006, 4:29 pm

HookedUp wrote:It wuddn't a mattered anyways, cuz if they wuz both from mississippi, they wuz already kin.

hooked

Being from Georgia, ain't that the pot calling the kettle black.

Post by **Dubble Trubble** » May 23rd, 2006, 4:55 pm

I thought it was Tennessee that was the sister state to Mississippi, not good ole Georgia.

hooked

Post by **birddog** » May 23rd, 2006, 4:57 pm

Lets just say it was Arkansas.

Post by **tin can** » May 23rd, 2006, 6:52 pm

Idon't know. Sounds like Mississippi to me.

Post by **birddog** » May 23rd, 2006, 8:58 pm

Watch it, 2-liter.

Post by **Eerman** » May 23rd, 2006, 9:15 pm

I'll say nuthin'

Post by **birddog** » May 23rd, 2006, 9:16 pm

The west Virginia man is keeping his head down.

Post by **MudDucker** » May 23rd, 2006, 11:12 pm

A recent question on the Mississippi Bar Exam went something like this:

If a man and woman are married in Mississippi and divorced in Alabama, are they still brother and sister ?