You figure it out

Post by **Jumptrout51** » May 22nd, 2006, 3:26 pm

Fw: It's Strictly mathematical

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.!

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Post by **birddog** » May 22nd, 2006, 4:41 pm

You nailed it.

Post by **Sir reel** » May 22nd, 2006, 4:43 pm

Is that the voice of experience I hear so plainly

Post by GC » May 22nd, 2006, 4:51 pm

true.

Post by **devans850** » May 22nd, 2006, 5:10 pm

Post by **mjsigns** » May 22nd, 2006, 5:42 pm

Jumptrout- Not "just a fisherman"

He's a mathmatician

Post by **Chalk** » May 22nd, 2006, 5:44 pm

So it's confirmed you work and fish at 103%

Post by **Jumptrout51** » May 22nd, 2006, 6:25 pm

I am a fisherman. 117%

Post by **captainspride** » May 25th, 2006, 9:49 pm

does the creation of such equations equal too much time on your hands

Post by **Jumptrout51** » May 25th, 2006, 10:05 pm

When I can't fish I think. At least I think I think.

Post by **tin can** » May 26th, 2006, 6:40 am

Jumptrout51 wrote:When I can't fish I think. At least I think I think.

Now that's scarey.

Post by **Short Strike** » May 26th, 2006, 7:39 am

Jumptrout51 wrote:When I can't fish I think. At least I think I think.

Hay JT51,

Question is... Are you equipped to think?

dstockwell · Post by **dstockwell** » May 26th, 2006, 8:05 am

F-U-L-L-O-F-S-H-I-T 128%

Post by **RHTFISH** » May 26th, 2006, 8:39 am

dstockwell wrote:F-U-L-L-O-F-S-H-I-T 128%