The man makes them stop and boards the boat. Brings chip-on-shoulder on board. Makes them show everything. Everyone license, every fish measured, life jackets, lights, whistle, horn, fire extinguisher, checks date on extinguisher, flares, checks date on flares ...... cavity search (not really).

Here's where the chip shows itself. Friend #2 driving boat doesn't know where all this stuff is. Friend #1 starts to get what the man is asking for. He is told to stop, sit down, be quiet... the captain (boat driver) must know where everything is. Huffy-butt has to relinquish that rule as #2 can't find nothing without #1's help.
After the cavity search, friend #2 is escorted onto the mans boat. Remember, the beer ran out at 2pm but the empties are still around. BUI test ensues. Now if you've ever stopped in the Andrews pass, you know its rocking even when its flat calm. Friend #2 passes all the hand eye stuff but can't walk a straight line in the boat..duh!

Man halls #2 to the pokey and charges him with minimum level BUI. $750 fine.
Here's my questions for you guys:
#1 The captain is the captain. It does not matter who is driving. Could be the First Mate or the Navigation Officer. Driving the boat does not make you the captain.. only makes you the driver.
#2 What regulation says the driver must know where all required equipment is located?
#3 If the beer runs out at 2, 5 hours later who could possibly still be drunk that didn't overdose and die at 2?
#4 Without a breath analyzer on board, the blood alcohol level was a projected estimated. Is this worth fighting?
#5 What did Chalk shove up this guys butt to make him so bent on getting somebody?
