Welfare Check

Post by **GIT-R-WET** » August 1st, 2006, 2:58 pm

>Welfare Check
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> A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
>marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
>coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
>have a job."
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> The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
>We've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a
>combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
>be required to drive his Mercedes; he'll supply all of the necessary
>clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In
>addition, you will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
> A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The
>starting salary is $200,000. a year."
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> The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
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> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Post by **Will_Fish_4_Food** » August 1st, 2006, 3:06 pm

gatorgirl · Post by **gatorgirl** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:10 am

Post by AJ » August 3rd, 2006, 1:15 am

Post by **Dubble Trubble** » August 3rd, 2006, 6:44 am

Oh, that reminds me, I got to go to the mailbox this mornin'.....

chugbug · Post by **chugbug** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:58 pm

I thought you were just askin if we got ours yet....

Post by **Nathan** » August 3rd, 2006, 8:32 pm

Hey now, quit making fun of me. I gotta have some way to make my boat payment.

Nathan