Humor for today

[Sir reel]

With age comes wisdom.......

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat
The other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming
when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me
And I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front shirt pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? ….. I
said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd
rather have a talking frog."

[Tom Keels]

When does the humor for today start?

[Steve Stinson]

Sir Reel -

That joke reminds me of a conversation that took place in my boat during one of the NFGFC tournaments when the club was first getting started. I fished with Steve Everetts, and another older gentleman who was retired from the medical field.

We were fishing around Shell Pt. when the older gentleman pipes up and mentions that some of his doctor buddies are now taking Viagra as a recreational drug, and furthermore, they had offered him some.

Not thinking this man would take anything illegal or unprescribed, I ask -"What did you tell them?"

He told them "Nah...I'm too old for that stuff now. Just give me half a pill. I only want enough so I don't pee on my shoes!"

Some of the original NFGFC members here like Tom will probably remember who I am talking about.

- Steve Stinson