Wireless Security System

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Sir reel
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Wireless Security System

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How to install a 'Wireless Security System':

Go to a second-hand store and buy a used pair of men's work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish with some teeth marks on it. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy." :-D
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

ps- and much cheeper than my "safe touch " system.....
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