Lady wanted to test drive a pontoon boat at the Pontoon Depot, Friday....The man say's go ahead and take it out...3 hours later, she comes back, the man asks, "how was it?" Lady replies, "Okay, got one question. What do I do with this thing?" Man says, "What thing?"
They climb into the boat, to find a 64 lb sailfish in the boat

...Seems she went out the pass to the second bouy, dragging a plug behind the boat and catches a sailfish.
They supposingly carried it to Half Hitch for weighing....Dunno
Good fishing story for a monday morning either way