TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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"Good Judgement" comes from experience, ... and a lot of that..... results from "Bad Judgement".
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Trout Trent Wrote:
If you need to get something back to me.... you can give it to TC if he is agreeable. Otherwise I guess you'll have to do the lunch thing I suggested
Good luck.
That would be a noHey Sir Reel, are you fishing the tournament tomorrow?

If you need to get something back to me.... you can give it to TC if he is agreeable. Otherwise I guess you'll have to do the lunch thing I suggested


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Will do Sir Reel. Ty ,There is only one thing I would rather be doing other than fishing and that would be leaving to go fishing but I had to come in today and make a appearance so people around here would know I deserve a raise
. You know, JT51 has some things I might like to have, anything you might want me to grab for you I'm sure he want mind 



