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Sir reel
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Good for one day only !!

Post by Sir reel »

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
hears:



BUMP...

:o


BUMP...




BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...



:o :o

BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...

:o :o :o


FASTER...





BUMP...






BUMP...




BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping









clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...



on his heels, the terrified man runs.


Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.

:smt010 :o :o :o :o

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







Bumping and clapping toward him.




The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,
















(hopefully you're ready for this!!!) :o :roll:







The coffin stops :smt011 :smt006
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Post by wevans »

SOOOOOOO, what day is it good on :smt011 :-D :smt004 :beer:
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:smt011 :lol:
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Post by AJ »

Oh, Boo :o
You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?
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Post by RodBow »

Coming from you made me laugh harder!
use your opportunities ...

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Post by Charles »

Good thing it wasn't a casket. :o
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:smt011 :roll:
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Post by Knot Tester »

OK...I'm waiting....


The coffin stops..........then what?
(said with straight face)
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