Walmart.....

[Chalk]

The fallacy of working at a place that requires you to wear an ID bag on a lanyard is that when you go to Wal-Mart at lunch to pick up a few things, other customers tend to ask you where the vacuum cleaners are

I told him they were three isle's over, on your left

[wevans]

Every time I go in and forget that I have my security card in my pocket, the danged theft alarm goes off

[Chalk]

[Cranfield]

Every time I go in and forget that I have my security card in my pocket, the danged theft alarm goes off

Tell it to the Judge.

[Ty one on]

I told him they were three isle's over, on your left

That reminds me of the times working on the road as a flagman in my younger days. People will stop the flow of traffic to ask directions to anywhere. So to keep the flow moving, I came up with one answer for all directions asked.

"It about three miles up the road on your right, You can't miss it."

[Browning Slayer]

The fallacy of working at a place that requires you to wear an ID bag on a lanyard is that when you go to Wal-Mart at lunch to pick up a few things, other customers tend to ask you where the vacuum cleaners are

I told him they were three isle's over, on your left

That's just plain wrong....

[AJ]

I used to tell them "you can't get there from here" then I would send them to a place where they could get there from.