SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocket]

I've been selected to be the recipient of $9.8 million dollars! It seems a little old lady over in Germany is tired of her husbands family bickering over his estate, and she has no children of her own. Unbeknown to them she is gravely ill, and is not expected to live much longer.
She has sent me an email letting me know that all I have to do is reply to her email, and she will send me the Bank of Europe account # where I can withdraw my money.
I'm fixing to call my Realtor, and start island shopping.
I better go now, I need to get my affairs in order...lot's to do. It's not every day you inherit $9.8 mil from a random stranger, where the only obligation is to respond to her desperate email. This is my lucky day!

[catchin1]

Lucky.

[birddog]

Good luck, Rocket. Looks like no more beanie-weinees for you.

[RodBow]

Oh - You're too late. The guy from the Rebublic of Nikerchanga had the money but gave it to me a long time ago. I had to put a deposit down a few months ago and the proceeds are next in line to go through the Commonwealth's Magistrate of Ibehad.

When it comes, I'll still stop in and say hi from the wireless on board one of my new vessels!

[Eerman]

What's this lady's name? I have family consisting of a little old lady in Germany, who just lost her husband. That money was supposed to come to me; but, my cousin Uber won't quit nagging her. She better not be passing out my payday.

[Frank Bradfield]

And they make it so easy for you , all they need is your bank account #'s to route you all that money ! Just give them your social and #'s and your home free ! Man your lucky !

[FUTCHCAIRO]

I RECEIVED MY CHECK SAT. IN THE AMOUNT OF $25,750,000.00 , I RAN STRAIGHT TO THE BANK TO CASH IT IN, BANK PRESIDENT SAID THAT HE WOULD BE GLAD TO IF I WOULD DEPOSIT THE CASH IN HIS BANK, SAID THAT HE WOOULD GIVE ME 5% INTEREST. ONLY PROBLEM ALL THE BANKS IN SOUTH GEORGIA COULD NOT COME UP WITH THAT MUCH MONEY. GUESS I WILL HAVE TO GO TO ATLANTA TO GET THE CASH, I DO NOT TRUST ANY BANK WITH THAT MUCH MONEY, I HAVE ALREADY DUG A HUGE HOLE TO PUT IT IN AS SOON I GET IT CASHED.
THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE A GET TO GETHER EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK FROM NOW ON , I WOULD FURNISH ALL OF THE TRIMMINS IF THAT WOULD BE O.K. WITH TIN CAN.
PA THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA, NO I THINK I WILL CHANGE THAT TO THE (THE RICH OLD CODDGER OF THE SEA)
PA

[AJ]

Rocket, I have a lot just south of Shell Point I bought a few years back. I'll let it go cheap if you're interested, seeing as you are a man of means now.

[Ty one on]

Don't do it!!!....It will change your lifestyle.

Life as you know it will never be the same

[rocket]

I will not be mocked, or made a fool. You all are just jealous because I was chosen for this handsome reward.
Eerman, I checked with my new "sponsor", and she says Cousin Uber aint getting a dime! Nice try though.
Hey PA, see'in how we are the only gozillionaire's around here, give me holler tomorrow. We'll go fishing, and use caviar for bait. Smoke some of those Macaraina's that Birdog and the rest of those fancy pants puff on.
Gotta go now, my sugar-momma is waiting on my bank account #, power of attorney papers so she can wire me my money.
The next time you see me, I'll be on the front of my Cabo slinging a spoon for reds at Aucilla Think I need to step it up to a 36V troller?
AJ, give me a holler on that lot. I'll need a place to store some toys and such.
Rodbow, she says she has a cousin in Nikerchanga, but other than that it's a coincidence.

[birddog]

Smoke some of those Macaraina's that Birdog and the rest of those fancy pants puff on.

[mjsigns]

Hey Rocket?

Can I borrow just a few dollars to pay off my Christmas credit card bills?
All I need is about 3K ?

Thanks in Advance !


You Da Man Rocket

[qoutrage]

It's just money. It will only cause you a lot of headaches, trying to figure out what to do with it..Better to stay poor and keep life simple..