Top Ten phrases never uttered by a Fisherman

Post by **jsuber** » January 31st, 2007, 4:21 pm

10. You know, JT, those hip boots make your butt look big.

9. I don't know if duct tape can fix that.

8. C'mon man... We can watch fishing programs anytime! My favorite decorating show is on.

7. You're crazy, man! My truck can't get through that.

6. Better throw some of that beer overboard. The weight is swamping the boat.

5. Hey Tincan, rub some of that sun tan oil on my back.

4. Let's go get the wives... Fishing just isn't fun without the ladies along.

3. I've been thinking. Those enviromentalists and animal rights folks just may have a point. Let's go in.

2. Maybe we should give up fishing. I've heard badminton is a lot of fun.

And the number 1 Phrase Never Uttered By Fishermen:

Gee. I've never caught a fish that Big!

Post by **wevans** » January 31st, 2007, 4:49 pm

Nope

#1 is "I don't want that new lure that everyone is catchin the fish with"

Post by **mjsigns** » January 31st, 2007, 6:26 pm

Ditto Wevans

Post by AJ » January 31st, 2007, 9:05 pm

How about, "It's too pretty of a day to spend fishing, let's go shoe shopping instead".

Post by AJ » January 31st, 2007, 9:05 pm

How about, "It's too pretty of a day to spend fishing, let's go shoe shopping instead".

Post by **tin can** » January 31st, 2007, 9:13 pm

Or, "I think I'll stay home and do yard work today."

Post by **mjsigns** » January 31st, 2007, 9:20 pm

.... I think I can make it over that oyster bar....

Post by **Charles** » January 31st, 2007, 9:47 pm

Go ahead and run, there's no rocks around here.

.....lost one that was smaller.....

Post by AJ » January 31st, 2007, 11:19 pm

catchin1 · Post by **catchin1** » February 1st, 2007, 9:19 am

Or this " Dude, I found this great little creek."

Post by **birddog** » February 1st, 2007, 12:52 pm

catchin1 wrote:Or this " Dude, I found this great little creek."

Yep. You got to be careful with that one.

Post by **Reel Slow** » February 1st, 2007, 1:47 pm

GAFF magazine has the best articles

Post by **birddog** » February 1st, 2007, 1:48 pm

Post by **Barhopr** » February 1st, 2007, 2:43 pm

You know, those red fish are just too easy to find and catch, besides trout are the real sport fish of the bunch anyway.......

Post by **jsuber** » February 1st, 2007, 4:04 pm

They taste just like chicken.