Viable Substitutes for Tradional Bait and Lures

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Those blinking lights in the soles of kids sneakers
Last years ASPCA tag from your dod
Your wifes silver dangling earrings
Your Mother-in -law (cut up into small chunks for jigging or thin strips for trolling)
A 1949 Desoto hubcap
The hood ornament from your bosses Mercedes
The cat that hollars outside your window at night(see usage info re:mother-in-law)
Keychain flashlights
Roadkill
Sterling silver napkin rings
Bottle corks
Small milk bones
Velveeta (same as roadkill)