For All You Pet Lovers

[tin can]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her
pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said,
"I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
moments later with a pair of Labrador Retrievers. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dogs stood on their hind legs, put their front paws on
the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. They then
looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook their heads. The vet patted the
dogs, took them out of the room and returned a few moments later with a
beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from
its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook
its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet
looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took
the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would
have been $20. But what with the Lab Reports and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."

[Dubble Trubble]

LOL, he STILL don't know how to use a computer....


Don't worry though TC, We heard that one already, and know the punch line....that one is as old as you are......


Dubble

[RodBow]

I don't know which is funnier.. the joke or the incompletion of it

[tin can]

I was still asleep.