breasts.
Nick. The Dragon Slayer, knew that the penalty for his desire would be
death, should he try to touch them.
One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio, the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick, the
Dragon Slayer, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, readily
agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, the
Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon Slayer, would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. Horatio, the Physician,
then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, the antidote for the itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon Slayer,
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, found Horatio, the
Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, couldn't have
cared less and, knowing that Horatio, the Physician, could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer .
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your bills
