God's TV commercials

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MudDucker
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God's TV commercials

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Subject: FW: God & T V Comericals


A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at
TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate
ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down.


God is like..
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

God is like...
a FORD
He's got a better idea.

God is like...
COKE
He's the real thing.


(This is great)

God is like...
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like...
TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

God is like...
SEARS- He has everything.

God is like...
ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him

God is like...
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

God is like...
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

God is like...
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

God is like...
VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like...
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

(that one is my favorite)

God is like....
the U.S.POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His
appointed destination.



BLESSINGS FROM MY HOUSE TO YOUR HOUSE
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