One for Futch

[jsuber]

AN ELDERLY MARRIED COUPLE SCHEDULED THEIR ANNUAL
MEDICAL EXAMINATION ON THE SAME DAY SO THEY COULD
TRAVEL TOGETHER. AFTER THE EXAMINATION, THE DOCTOR
THEN SAID TO THE ELDERLY MAN; "YOU APPEAR TO BE IN
GOOD HEALTH. DO YOU HAVE ANY MEDICAL CONCERNS THAT
YOU WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH ME?"

"IN FACT, I DO", SAID THE MAN.

"AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME, I
AM USUALLY HOT AND SWEATY. AND THEN, AFTER HAVING SEX
WITH MY WIFE THE SECOND TIME, I AM USUALLY COLD AND
CHILLY."

"THIS IS VERY INTERESTING", REPLIED THE DOCTOR. "LET
ME DO SOME RESEARCH AND GET BACK TO YOU."


AFTER EXAMINING THE ELDERLY LADY, THE DOCTOR SAID:
"EVERYTHING APPEARS TO BE FINE. DO YOU HAVE ANY
MEDICAL CONCERNS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH
ME?" THE LADY REPLIED THAT SHE HAD NO QUESTIONS NOR
CONCERNS. THE DOCTOR THEN ASKED; "YOUR HUSBAND HAD AN
UNUSUAL CONCERN. HE CLAIMS THAT HE IS USUALLY HOT AND
SWEATY AFTER HAVING SEX THE FIRST TIME WITH YOU AND
THEN COLD AND CHILLY AFTER THE SECOND TIME. DO YOU
KNOW WHY?"

"OH THAT OLD COOT!" SHE REPLIED. "THAT'S BECAUSE THE
FIRST TIME IS USUALLY IN JULY AND THE SECOND TIME IS
USUALLY IN DECEMBER!"

[FUTCHCAIRO]

THATS ABOUT RIGHT. SEEMS AFTER YA HIT 80 EVERYTHING SLOWS DOWN. TAKES ME ABOUT A DAY TO DO WHAT I DID IN AN HOUR SEVERAL YEARS AGO.
PA THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA

[AJ]