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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 21st, 2008, 9:43 pm
by Redbelly
Jumptrout51 wrote:My advice is....."Just say NO".
Why?
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 21st, 2008, 10:10 pm
by Dubble Trubble
Mine is tomorrow. I am currently in "cleansing mode"
Getting hungry too....
Whoops,, gotta run....bye
Dubble

Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 21st, 2008, 10:13 pm
by What a mess
Lets see 4' long black as the ace of spades and as big around as a ox tail, crammed up where? Joy stick and boob tube & vcr on one end. The other end has a movie camera, flood light (like they used to search for war planes in the big one), switch blade (to cut off polups), electrolux vacum (pull pollups out), air compressor(that could blow up a truck tire in ten seconds flat) and a flame thower, (you gotta cauterize the wound). Did I mention the part about 4' long and they cram it up where the sun don't shine see flood light above. The best part is the video you watch and waiver you sign before they do it that says it can be lethal. What a way to die.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 21st, 2008, 10:17 pm
by What a mess
Dubble Trubble wrote:Mine is tomorrow. I am currently in "cleansing mode"
Getting hungry too....
Whoops,, gotta run....bye
Dubble

Gotta run or got the runs?
Your avitar fits.

Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 21st, 2008, 10:30 pm
by RodBow
Sleep well, DT!
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 22nd, 2008, 9:50 pm
by mjsigns
Prayers sent for all who have aapointments ....
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 7:15 am
by RHTFISH
Anybody heard from Dubble Trubble?
Sure hope everything went (in) OK!

Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 9:08 am
by Dubble Trubble
I can highly recommend it to everybody. I feel like a new man now........
Doc said I have a very cute colon.....or was it an acute colon.....hmmmmm
Nah, seriously, all went fine. No problems.....
Dubble

Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 2:30 pm
by What a mess
I did know both of my nurses oh the joy.
Then there is the recovery room where it sounds like a jake brake test center.
What a fun way to roll, recovered from the colon blow yet?
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: August 16th, 2008, 5:23 pm
by Dubble Trubble
Just a follow -up. Doctors office called the other day and said they did not want to see me again for 10 years....
Dang, I must have an ugly arse......
Dubble
