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FSUfishingClub wrote:Okay, I didn't realize the Big Bend Forums was filled with UF grads.........
12) Will we search your boat? Of course, and we'll probably commodore any unopened beers we find on board.

FSUfishingClub wrote:Okay, I didn't realize the Big Bend Forums was filled with UF grads, but I'll break it down into simple enough terms that even a Miami graduate could understand...

1) The FSU Fishing Club's Spring Tournament is April 4, 2009.
2) It is being hosted by Jerry's Bait & Tackle.
3) Yes, the NFGFC scheduled their tournament for the same day.
4) No, we did not know there would be two tournaments there that day...ask me why...
5) Because when we called in mid January and requested that date Jerry's said they had no other reservations...and...
6) And when we went to Jerry's a couple weeks ago and asked about the April 4th date of the NFGFC tournament they had no idea what we were talking about.
7) So, sorry about the two-tournaments-on-the-same-day-thing...again.
8 ) We don't care how many tournaments you weigh your fish at. We want to fish and have an excuse to drink beer and fry fish (like it is really necessary).
9) That means it is okay with us if you enter both tournaments; I don't know, or care, how the NFGFC feels about this.
10) The FSU Fishing Club Tourneys have operated under the same rules since 2004. Start at sunrise; be at Jerry's at 4. If you can't handle that, fish at UF.
11) We allow one fish to be weighed in per angler and three fish per boat. It is that simple. You can keep whatever is legal.
12) Will we search your boat? Of course, and we'll probably commodore any unopened beers we find on board.
13) Seriously, each registered angler gets to weigh in one fish, whatever category it falls into.
14) Don't put 23 fishermen on your boat, because we'll only let 3 weigh fish.
15) Don't put any other number of fishermen on your boat, because we'll only let 3 weigh fish.
12) Don't lie about it. We will find you, and the consequences will be dire. Seriously. Chum in your wife's/girlfrined's $@&!%. Don't ask how...we'll find it.
16) Who the heck ever mentioned a slam? Read the rules, heaviest gamefish that is not a trout or a red wins the jackpot-- as long as you paid the extra $10.

Thank you for your patience. If you STILL have questions, please call me at 561-315-4849, or email me at fsufishing@gmail.com. I don't have time to monitor the forums, but I'll be happy to draw some crayon pictures to explain it to you.

Oh, and as much as nobody likes a smartass, nobody likes someone who thinks their smart enough to call someone an ass.

Good luck. We’ll see you at the scale.