Shorts.
Posted: June 19th, 2006, 6:29 am
I have two favourite pairs of shorts, that I have owned for at least 5 years.
They are very comfortable, tough, yet stylish and I wear them during the three months a year, that its warm enough in the UK, but they also accompany me on my travels.
I have no idea where I bought them.
Disaster has struck in the space of 2 weeks.
I have got fence paint on one pair and it won't come out, despite being subjected to every chemical known to man.
Then yesterday, I caught the rear of the other pair on barbed wire (don't ask
) and tore the cloth, beyond invisible repair.
Whilst I can still wear them within the confines of our property, they are not suitable to wear "out".
Then I thought, no reason to despair, this is the age of the Internet.
So I started searching for the Supplier of the label on the shorts.
People that know me, will accept that I have a reputation for sartorial elegance and am in fact , a fashion leader in my own community .
Therefore, I expected search results to highlight Cabelas, Columbia, Hardys, or one of the other top range sporting clothing Stores, but it was not to be.
"Basic Editions" labelled shorts are only sold by ...........................WalMart.
As WalMart don't ship internationally, I can feel a special trip coming on.
They are very comfortable, tough, yet stylish and I wear them during the three months a year, that its warm enough in the UK, but they also accompany me on my travels.
I have no idea where I bought them.
Disaster has struck in the space of 2 weeks.
I have got fence paint on one pair and it won't come out, despite being subjected to every chemical known to man.
Then yesterday, I caught the rear of the other pair on barbed wire (don't ask

Whilst I can still wear them within the confines of our property, they are not suitable to wear "out".

Then I thought, no reason to despair, this is the age of the Internet.
So I started searching for the Supplier of the label on the shorts.
People that know me, will accept that I have a reputation for sartorial elegance and am in fact , a fashion leader in my own community .
Therefore, I expected search results to highlight Cabelas, Columbia, Hardys, or one of the other top range sporting clothing Stores, but it was not to be.
"Basic Editions" labelled shorts are only sold by ...........................WalMart.
As WalMart don't ship internationally, I can feel a special trip coming on.
