Stupid Questions that TinCan asked me

[Jumptrout51]

- Stupid Questions

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to
the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for
centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast
to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill
squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre
both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why
doesnt he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him
is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars
in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you
have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet
call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad,
yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the
window?

[AJ]

24. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

25. Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

[Chalk]

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Ewww

[jsuber]

By definition a driveway is really a private road that connects to the public street system. Today, these 'roads' are usually short, but the name sticks. We park our cars on them because, after having 'driven' the 'way' to the private house, we would obviously have to stop when we arrived. We drive on parkways because the 'park' of parkway is not the same word as 'park' meaning to stop. A parkway is defined as broad road usually marked with scenery and a landscaped island. Scenery? Landscaping? Sounds a lot like a 'park', as in the recreation space. Thus we drive on parkways because they are glorified ('park' like) road (Latin 'via' = road, and 'via' is also related to the word 'way', hense a 'parkway' literally a 'park-like road'). Hope this helps.

[birddog]

[AJ]

OK, why do we call them butterflies when they flutter by?

[Reel Slow]

Suber you are officially banned from using Wikipedia

[Chalk]

Suber you are officially banned from using Wikipedia

[jsuber]

I thought it was funny that someone had an answer for the question, I had to post it.

[Jumptrout51]

Suber makes my head hurt.

[mjsigns]

Where did "shimano" come up with the name "Shimano"?

[Cranfield]

Tin Can is a man of vast knowledge and experience, its only by travelling the Earth and asking such questions can the Great One expand his already burgeoning intellect.
Who knows what wondrous secrets he will uncover in his journey this weekend.

This testimony is not influenced by the fact that Mrs Tin Can makes exceedingly good key lime pies.


"Shimano" is Japanese for, "better than Penn".

[birddog]

"Shimano" is Japanese for, "better than Penn".

[leonreno]

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to
the center of the earth?

Actually the answer is usually no, you have to own the mineral rights to own what is under your land, though it varies from state to state, sometimes mineral rights are given with property ownership, sometimes they have to be bought separately, or they also can be sold to someone, splitting the ownership from the land owner.

[Browning Slayer]

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

I think the 1st person was Adam...