Venus and Mars

[Reel Cowboy]

HER DIARY-

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to Meet
at a bar to have a drink.


I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset at
the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere Quiet
so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him What was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say
I love you too.


When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and
absent.


Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later He came to bed
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt
that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
I decided that I couldn't take it anymore, so I decided to Confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried
until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY-

I missed an enormous 10-point buck this morning.
I can't shoot worth a crap anymore; maybe my eyesight is getting bad?
Got laid though!

[Flats Rascal]

[Browning Slayer]

Yeah, I heard about a new book out.. Men are from Mars and Women are "FREAKIN" Crazy..