One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Steve Taylor, "My Private Parts Died Today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Taylor, please accept my condolences. "
The following day, Mr. Steve Taylor was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Taylor," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside you pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy, " replied Mr. Taylor, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part Died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well, " he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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